Oh, and maybe we could add a song-and-dance routine, too!…
March 29, 2007 § 1 Comment
Given the sheer number of Bush defeats, you’d think the administration would be showing some signs of wear. I mean, certainly they’re not Teflon, but the defeats don’t seem to compound on themselves at all.
So, my idea is for Tony Snow to have to wear injury props in his daily briefings. At present, he should be on crutches still from the 2006 elections; wearing a head bandage from the Walter Reed scandal; a nice hot shiner from the US attorney scandal; maybe a full-body cast from the War; and a nose plaster for the Pullout vote in the Senate.
He can heal, but you know, slowly. Like a middle-aged man would.
This practice would visually remind viewers of all the crap the Bush administration has bathed in— the people who still want to believe that he’s a brave, compassionate leader who just happens to surround himself with corrupt people. Plus add a much-needed element of farce to White House Press Briefings.